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have you heard of ytcracker he’s djing live it’s really good http://mixlr.com/ytcracker/

oreoofficial:

quacklem0re:

oreoofficial:

wow i havent showered since last year! haha!

It’s not 2014 yet

what does that have to do with anything

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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boychic:

"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your ass"

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awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

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uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

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stuartspot:

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time

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barbecuing:

dylan sprouse 
-doesnt like taylor swift 
-nudes got leaked and he didn’t deny it 
-doesn’t do meth  
[accidentally joins the dylan sprouse fandom]

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sirida:

jamesstruttingpotter:

does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into

All the fucking time.

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bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

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snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

image

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alegbra:

alegbra:

alegbra:

i’ve always wanted to have sex on a camping trip

i hear it’s really in tents

i’ve been informed that a more appropriate punch line would be “it’s fucking in tents” so can we just pretend i said that first

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itsbetterthananal:

if you havent added me on snapchat you’re missing out

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plushmistress:

OMG THIS. Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.”

plushmistress:

OMG THIS.

Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.”

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